Anywhere
“Please make sure to never leave your baggage unattended” Who will leave their bags lying around. Seriously, how retarded to they think you are that we need to be reminded every 10 minutes.
At the gate:
“Please do not step on the red carpet, if you are in economy class go through the line on the left, the other line is for our mile members and first class passengers” Why would you say this right in front of an elderly women, maybe she made a mistake, maybe she should get a carpet, a purple one, that smells like cabbage, because this women did smell like cabbage and was wearing purple…odd. So what to do? Approach the gate, and when you are giving your ticket to the lady in the counter step on the red carpet while keeping eye contact. Yes, maybe the carpet is not only designed for rich people, maybe it shouldn’t matter if you’re poor, or you don’t have a stupid miles card. We should all get good service.
At the pick-up area
“Hey man can I bum a cigarette of you”
“Sure, I hate flying, is not very smoker friendly”
“yeah man, where are you from”
“Colombia, you?”
“Switzerland”
“So what are you doing in the states”
“Well I moved here when I was very little, I was supposed to go to new years to New York. To see Steve Angello playing”
“Man, he is awesome, have you heard sweedish house mafia?”
“Yeah”
“You should download the creamfields 2010 live album, its one of the best albums I’ve heard in a while”
“I was there, it was pretty sick” “here check these videos”
“damn, that’s pretty sweet. My dream is to see SHM live someday”
“yeah they’re pretty good, Anyhow man, thanks for the cigarette”
[‘knuckles handshake’ goodbye]
Airports, they are just so fun!
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